The Struggle of the Unmarried Abuja girl

This Abuja eh, e tire me....

Like seriously ,e tire me....

Finding a good man na wahala,

Oya get toaster na, 75% of them are married.

And these married ones are the ones that are mostly on the prowl like the devil, looking for who to steal, to kill and devour, but not me Anwuli, I'm an Ada Zoin, no weapon fashioned against me and any other other spinster(and or bachelors with genuine intention) in the form of such shall prosper....

Did I hear the rest of you shout an Amen?

The things my eyes have seen eh, my mouth cannot even talk.

Is it the sense of entitlement that comes with the toasting from married men?

Is the impunity and effrontery?

One offered me a job, with so much perks I had to pinch myself that  I was not dreaming, it wasn't until he stated my job description I understood fully the "Job". That is one experience I won't forget in a hurry, as I ran away with my shoes in my hand after almost being sexually harassed, I knew that the prayers of my mother were indeed working.

Another one, a " Chief", almost ran me over only for uncle to begin to be so cheesy and forward with his intentions that I had to stop myself from committing a double homicide( killing him and the corn woman that sold my beloved pear while I was being berated by him.... I know what you are thinking, and yes nobody messes with my pear) lol.

Or is it the one that will mesmerize you with sweet words, and when you carry out investigation using the forensic evidence ( I'm an FBI agent, leave it!, CIA is looking for people with my talents), you find out that he is married with 4 kids, a maid called Ekaette, two pet dogs and a rabbit.

Then you decide to be cautious, and when you ask the next if he is married,you hear what has got to be the worst reply in human history... 

"Yeahhhhhh, I'm kinda married"...

Please someone explain to me what kinda married means, I'm lost.

Dear Married men in the world, stick to your wives, don't marry anyone's child to burden her with infidelity, inugo?

And stop teaching the single ones bad thing sef!...we want our husbands in the original condition that God has made them for us. And stop sending me your nudes or else i will post it here and blog about it with your face! kikikikikiki

Many things to rant about o!. Many! 

on I will continue but let me cover my window.....its a rainy day in Abuja.