My Body, My Business so Shut Up!

People need to learn to face their work in this country o! Haba.

First things first, before you open your mouth to do fashion police message that nobody sent you, or any other nobodysendyou work, remove the log in your eye before you remove the speck in your neighbor's.

Y'all know I have a baby right? 6 month old, amazing lil baby girl, especially when she is asleep..(side eyes), So naturally I put on some weight. Now some people somehow see the need to greet me with "Ah Oge you have added o!"....Ese gaan!..Aunty Scale...Patron Saint of the Newly Fat...We hail thee...Mtsheeew

The one that vexes me the most is some of the people even telling you this thing eh, their pot belly is on fleek, yet they won't have conscience to just shut up and go. A lot of my male friends are sitting on this table." Oge, chai hit the gym and work on your diet, its not bad o, but you need to loose it"....

Uncle who died and made you a beam balance?..

Men will be busy pushing their wives after childbirth like they relocated to Jupiter while she was pregnant and so did not witness the journey of pregnancy with her. Uncle you that is nagging your wife to loose weight, your pot belly is like 6 months pregnancy, Congratulations in advance.....

Women's bodies go through a lot to bring children into this world. Our hormones are in overdrive, and so weight gain is expected!! Think about that the next time you open your mouth to talk like a hyenana about someone else's weight. Try to give more polite comments, put some thought into the words you use the next time you are commenting about someone's weight.

We the association of the newly fat and fat, know our current situation and be rest assured that we are working on it. After Easter...

We don't want to disrespect the memory of the resurrection of our Lord by refusing to wine and dine....

After Easter...

Then Sallah...

Independence Day is important too...

We will send you a Memo as to when we want to start, for now we are fully booked with festivities.

Until then, you are not a scale, please please and please. It is rude to comment on peoples weight.

Ndewo nu!