Drink Water and Mind Your own Business

Why do women always tend to give advice that more often than not, they won't take?

I have heard a lot of stories and even had personal experiences, where I sought the advice of a fellow female and regretted my action. 

They will be shouting "Nzogbu Eyinmba Enyi" for you eh, but when the tables turn 

and it's them, never has a lamb weaker been known.....

Lemme site an example; I once knew a woman who left her matrimonial home, with the help of her friends. (as in they literally helped her pack her stuff and were insulting her husband with her). His offense? That he refused to stop working under his female boss, and so she felt he was sleeping with her. (So if they put you under a hot unmarried a bit older woman you should refuse because ya married abi? When you village people are not dancing skelewu on your head, beckoning you into the land of the unemployed?). He pleaded, explained and all whatnot, but her "friends" told her not to agree, she should insist, stand her ground and even pack out to show him she means business, blablabla..... Well she listened.

Fastfoward to 4 months later, her main friend and instigator's husband impregnated a young woman living with them, this story was public knowledge, only for her to march to her house in readiness to help her friend fight and pack out, and lo and behold, the friend took her aside and told her "Leave that man for me, I know how to handle him".
Handlers of the world, she handled him indeed, Aunty sat down with them on the dining as she handled him with better egusi soup and pounded yam.
She patiently waited thinking the man will choke on his food, akuko Mike Ejeagha, Nothing happened o!

No be person tell am make she run go beg her husband. (it was late tho)

See when it comes to relationship advice eh, the only time I put mouth is when there is domestic violence involved, and even then sef, I am careful with the words I use.
Learn to become your own best relationship adviser and confidant, so you become the only one to be held accountable for your mistakes. This goes for both adviser and advisee, cos the example I gave up there eh, na for police station the two women end o! breaking of head became involved.

Aunty said Mrs Adviser must join her in the world of the recently separated women, and Mrs Adviser said that wasn't happening, and a huge fight broke out. Mrs Adviser left with a broken head and a happy home, and Aunty Advisee's husband remarried, he wasn't having none of it. Be careful how you handle the affairs of your home.